Friday, June 24, 2005

friday's quotes of the week

Heard, read, or spoken by me this week:

"I don't like that there Mexican food. Them beans n rice is fattenin'."
Old farmer to other old farmer in doctor's waiting room

"I have seen the future and it's like the present only longer."
Dan Quisenberry

"On the other hand, you have different fingers."

Jack Handey

"Following the light of the sun, we left the old world."

Christopher Columbus

"There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I screamed and slammed the door because there was a possum at the top of the basement stairs wanting in my kitchen. What do you suppose he eats?
Terrified mother to sons


At 9:10 PM, Blogger Stacie said...

May I add another quote:

"Laggle laggle laggle"

"spoken" by Penelope while trying to hold on to her tongue.

She actually says this all the time - wonder what it means to her.

At 7:11 AM, Blogger Kelly said...

Funny quotes. Thank you for your kind words on my blog and for your prayers. KA

At 6:40 PM, Blogger prairie girl said...


It is probably like "hackendoon" which Mollie said over and over and over and over again. We never did know what it meant but it was usually spoken while marching around on one foot!


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