prison becomes you, my dear

This is a photo of Martha on her way to prison.


Now check out a homecoming photo.


Assuming you are not a subscriber to Martha Stewart Living, check out the cover of the September issue of her magazine and tell me that her prison life wasn't really time at a spa. She looks terrific and appears to be more like 29 rather than the 63 years of age that she really is. It is amazing. Unless her staff photoshopped her into those size 4 jeans, we should all try her diet and exercise plan.

Prison. It's a good thing.